I can just imagine Mrs. Bennet gossiping on and on about the personal undead lives of all the zombies.
Typical dialog from the book: Darcy (bored, but reloading) to Bingley - I must say there are an intolerable number of tedious zombies in these parts. Bingley to Darcy - Oh, my dear Darcy, I can't imagine why you'd think of zombies at a time like this. Enjoy yourself! Aside from the screaming and murders, this has been such a delightful ball and you haven't even danced with my sisters yet!
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Typical dialog from the book:
Darcy (bored, but reloading) to Bingley - I must say there are an intolerable number of tedious zombies in these parts.
Bingley to Darcy - Oh, my dear Darcy, I can't imagine why you'd think of zombies at a time like this. Enjoy yourself! Aside from the screaming and murders, this has been such a delightful ball and you haven't even danced with my sisters yet!
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