Your Versatile President is Also a Poet

Bush Poetry (from an email that's going around--apologies ifyou've already seen it. I know you've seen many of these as separate quotes, but look how much more wonderful they are as a mass of...)


This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George
W. Bush, arranged for "aesthetic" purposes, by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. Ah, yes! A testament to literacy in the age of Every Child Left Behind!

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER!

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!

Make the pie higher!