Ah, Germanicus. You were such an asset to Rome, what with all of your military conquests and great cocktail parties. You really brought home the paycheck, and your Fatherland appreciates it always. It's just...well, some people blame it on your book learning, suggesting it was that bloody Greek tutor who gave you those high ideals. Others say it was just that you couldn't keep your mouth shut, all that talk about restoring the Republic. Either way, you were too nice of a guy to watch your back and now...your name will live on. And we'll make you a pretty statue. Don't worry, we'll take care of your wife & kids. REAL GOOD. |