Tell me a

[mamculuna]

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, as long as it's something that never happened.

If you're not exhausted with this, that is...


PS: Meme from ann1962 and apologies for taking a similar great JM icon from desdemona_x

Won't tread on your turf too long!!

Comments

Yes about that betrayal

[ann1962]

What one does when one is desperate! You would know about that wouldn't you. Two years and that is all you could do was betray me. The secrets we shared. I saved your *&^^%$ life. Those Moolgians were tough but we were tougher. You didn't have to do that. Aldeberan could have been the base of our new operation. We had this planned. You threw it all away for your puzzle.

Well no cheesecake for you.

[ladystarlightsj.livejournal.com]

Remember when I asked you to climb up the tree to rescue my cat because you had the ladder? And then the cat jumped down and knocked the ladder over and I was laughing too hard to pick it up?

Who did come over and put the ladder back up, anyways?

Remember The Case of the Ambidextrous Tap-Dancer?

[cactuswatcher.livejournal.com]

The giant wolf-dog turned from the mutilated body of Watson's chief suspect, the butler, and put its fiendish gaze on me.

The intrepid Madame Mamcu, called out, "Drop the dog-biscuit as I told you before... And try not to act like a butler!"

I dropped the butler-shaped biscuit. The hellish hound leapt upon it, tore it to pieces and devoured the heart-shaped bit of poison. An instant later the beast toppled over stone dead.

Dr. Watson - "How did you know the real killer would assassinate the butler?"

Madame Mamcu - "Posh! It's not the work of the killer! It's just another of these damn butler's-heart-eating dogs we've had roaming around the neighborhood lately."

The world's greatest detective continued, "Now Cactus Watcher, for the reason I called you here. Tell us, what language that book found at the murder scene is written in."

Me- "Why it's Sabaphrangian! Lower Sabaphrangian to be precise!"

Dr. Watson - "Good Lord, Madame Mamcu! Lower not Upper! That means the killer was neither the rich and shiftless Percy Lord Bird-Bath nor his evil, power-mad twin-brother Chauncey Bird-Bath!"

Madame Mamcu -"It's just as I surmised. The killer is Bubbles, their even more evil, triplet sister!"

As the constable grabbed Bubbles, the killer, formerly known as Bubbles, the scullery maid, the criminal cried out "Curses!" and fainted dead away.

Dr. Watson gasped, " How did you know? And don't tell us it was elementary!"

Madame Mamcu replied, "Of course, not! ... Clearly anyone whose true name is Bubbles Bird-Bath is going to go to great lengths to hide it. Percy's fiancee, the frumpy and social climbing Quinella, discovered in high school that her friend, and fellow Lower Sabaphrangian student, pretty Bubbles Inthee-Ayre was, in fact, not a future scullery maid by birth, but yet another revoltingly noble Bird-Bath. Quinella teased Bubbles unmercifully. From high school onward, Bubbles vowed to get revenge some day. High school, dear Watson! Secondary, not elementary!"

[wombatina.livejournal.com]

gosh! remember that great baja yoga adventure we went on? it was so cool to kayak to the little island (can you remember the name?) I couldn't believe the set up...giant tents, cots, gourmet meals, wine. and doing yoga on the beach was as great as I thought it would be. but the bonus was the snorkling with dolphins. I'd do it again in a second. what 'cha doing next summer?

[oursin.livejournal.com]

The warm sulphur pool at the Gelert Baths in Budapest? That really weird mingling of faded Imperial Hapsburg splendour with Cold War Eastern Europe utility? And then in the coffee-shop afterwards, I came up to the table where you were sitting, and you blinked and then said 'Oops: I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.'